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Halloween is quickly approaching and this weekend a majority off us will will be out for Halloween parties or going to bars! You'll be sure to see a lot of interesting costumes either way. Some original and some not so original. Made Man just released a list of costumes guys need to retire.  So ladies share this with your fellas, and guys take my advice.

 

These costumes may seem funny or creative, however they've been seen and done way too many times before. These are the Top 6 Costumes Guys Need to Stop Wearing according to mademan.com. I agree with this list entirely. Let me break down each costume on the list for you and why I think you need to avoid these!

 

1.) The Kissing Booth Costume- We've all seen that guy dressed as this. Desperately looking for a reason to have strangers come up and kiss him. DUDE, gross! Get a tinder account.


2.)
Tinder- Speaking of Tinder, this happens to be another costume men are overdoing. This was funny a 3 years ago when Tinder became a thing. Now you just look like a copycat desperate to show off the fact that you are single. SWIPE LEFT ON THIS COSTUME.  

3.)
50 Shades of Grey- YAWN. Dude please put down your copy of
no longer relevant magazine and find something original to wear. This costume has been done WAY too many times. We get it, the grey suit, the grey tie, the grey pants, the grey paint swatches. ENOUGH. You are fifty shades of boring. Find something new.

4.) 
Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson- If I see someone in this costume I'm far from intrigued. This is one guy to overall just avoid. I mean he was banned from his own TV show!!! If you're unfamiliar with that, go ahead give it a google. You'll throw out that mullet wig in a second.  

5.) 
Phallic costumes of any kind- Gross. Unless your dressing as a woman this year, we're all aware what anatomy you have. Leave that subject matter out of your costume choices.

6.) 
Clark Kent Changing Into Superman- Well if you're are looking for the most obvious and unoriginal give this costume a go. Have fun running into 8 thousand other guys at the party dressed as the same thing.  

If you just read this list and are thinking "^&%^%%&^$@^#@#@ I was gonna go as one of these" back to the drawing board. It's really for the best.