Even "pizza boat day" would be ruined by this.

This would NOT do a body good.

As of posting time, over 1.3 MILLION views of this delicious monstrosity have racked up in 2 days.

This was at Catskill High School, about 40 minutes outside of Albany.  The expiration date was apparently December 2nd, 2016.....

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