Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lance Armstrong Comes Clean to Oprah About Competing Dirty + Doped [VIDEO]
While we were drinking and live-tweeting the first part of his interview on Jan. 17, Lance Armstrong was sharing what he assumed was his deep dark secret with Oprah Winfrey and the world: He used performance-enhancing drugs during his record-setting seven Tour de France wins.
Lady Gaga Wants to Rescue Neverland Ranch + Basically Become Michael Jackson
In her continuing quest to buy everything Michael Jackson ever touched, Lady Gaga has now set her sights on the enormous adult playground that is Neverland Ranch.
Lady Gaga + the Osbourne Ladies Are Fighting to the Death in an Internet Battle Royale
After Lady Gaga penned an open letter to Kelly Osbourne that essentially told her to stop being such a bitch (we're paraphrasing here), Sharon Osbourne jumped in to defend her daughter. As a result, insults are being hurled and fans on both sides are involved in heated slapfights.
In other news: Timmy pulled Susan's hair during recess and now he has detention.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This oft-arrested actress never considered higher learning because, as she said, "People go to college to find who they are as a person... I kind of already know that so it would be like I'd be taking a step back or something."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Definitions are for kindergarten. This performer and reality show star once claimed, " don't believe there's any difference between a monogamous and polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium."
LeAnn Rimes Wants to Be an ‘X Factor’ Judge, But Jon Bon Jovi Apparently Has Better Things to Do
With another season of 'X Factor' blessedly in the bag and off our television screens, the search begins for new judges to try and save the sinking ship that is this ratings bust of a show.
And if you liked the messy duet that LeAnn Rimes did a few weeks ago, you're in luck -- you may get her on the show full-time. Meanwhile, Jon Bovi Jovi has given a definitive no.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Shhhh, she's trying to hear the voices in her head. This business school graduate/model/host/insane person once said, "When I go to a karaoke bar, I'm not just singing Britney Spears' songs, I am her. And I am also Janet Jackson."
Rob Kardashian Says He Would Never Have a Baby Out of Wedlock Like Some People
Ah, the love between siblings. It's a beautiful thing. Especially when your brother is Rob Kardashian and he insults you for getting pregnant before being married. Or rather, being pregnant without being married to the father of your baby.
To be fair, Kim is married, just not to Kanye West, the father of her fetus. We hate when that happens.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Talk about an awkward first date smooch. This actor/singer once announced, "I kiss people with my soul. I don't kiss them with my mouth."
Kate Winslet + Ned Rocknroll Given Honeymoon in Space by Richard Branson
Bored with romantic getaways on private beaches and wanna put the "moon" in honeymoon? Marry into Richard Branson's family.
Newlywed Kate Winslet has been gifted a trip to space by the Virgin mogul after she recently married his nephew, the awesomely-named Ned Rocknroll.
Way to show up the rest of us who just bought gravy boats, dude.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Aren’t Even Trying to Be Pretty Anymore [PHOTOS]
Katy Perry isn't looking so good these days, as she and allegedly reformed manwhore John Mayer have moved from the "honeymoon" stage straight into the frumpy, "who cares what we look like now that we have someone to bang on the regular" stage.
Shut up, that is too a relationship stage.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former child star believes in basing her life around the antics of animals. She once said, "I hate all those anti-nervous medicines. Animals are all nervous. Look at squirrels - they're always like, 'Oh my God!'"