Hey! I’m Jo Pincushion. I'm an aspiring singer, comedian, writer, blogger, writer, actor, and reality TV star. I may have a lot on my plate, but I’m always happy to create. I hope my snarky writing catches the attention of the general public, and I bring laughter and happiness to large amounts of people. You can catch me around Philadelphia, enjoying horror, haunted houses and supporting various artists in this great city. Feel free to stop by my website www.jopincushion.com
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What to Say to Trick-or-Treaters Without a Costume
Pretty clearly, the best part of Halloween is that you dress up in a fun costume and walk around acquiring delicious candy. Who doesn't love that? We're really excited to see all the trick-or-treaters in their best outfits this year. We've got our bags of candy ready, and we're giving away prizes for the best costumes we see.
However, we cannot abide a certain type of trick-or-treater. You know th
10 Ways to Carve Your Pumpkin This Halloween
The best part about Halloween is the pumpkin. On a nice fall day you head on over to the local pumpkin patch and pick out the perfect specimen. Then you and your friends or family get together to carve your masterpiece and cook some delicious pumpkin seeds.
Choosing the perfect method to carve your pumpkin is key, so we came up with 10 ideas you may not have thought of for how to carve your pumpki
10 Ways President Obama Can Blow the Election — The Funnies
President Obama has designs on continuing to call 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue his home for the next four years, no matter what Mitt Romney throws at him. And while it may be easy to discuss what Obama needs to do in order to be re-elected, there are several things he should not do.
10 Ways Mitt Romney Can Blow the Election — The Funnies
The presidential campaign is in full swing and Mitt Romney is ready to fight. He'd better be careful, though, because there's a fine line between winning over voters and alienating them altogether.
Here are 10 ways Romney can blow the election:
11 Reasons Your Weight Loss Regimen Won’t Work — The Funnies
Weight loss is always on the minds of most Americans. Thanks to the unforgiving media, the ideal body weight is about 90 pounds and that person can promptly fall over at the gust of a single wind. This amount of pressure to be thin often drives people to great lengths to stay skinny.
10 Fall Sitcoms That Didn’t Get the Green Light — The Funnies
The reruns are over, and it's time for a new season of television entertainment. While the likes of Matthew Perry, Dennis Quaid and Sophia Bush will dot the small screen in new programs, there are some shows that, sadly, didn't get past the pilot stage.
12 Things You Must Avoid to Have the Perfect Romantic Getaway — The Funnies
Every couple deserves a romantic getaway. It's a great way to keep the flames of your passion burning or rekindle the fire altogether.
But there are ways to ruin these few days of amore.
10 Things You Never Knew About the Presidential Nominees — The Funnies
The presidential election is kicking into high gear, so get ready to hear those annoying ads—you know, the ones that claim Obama never created jobs and Romney outsources everything. It's time to duck while politicians sling mud at each other.
11 Terrible Names to Give Your Dog — The Funnies
Dogs. They're man's best friend. It takes a lot of love and care to properly raise one. That love starts with the perfect name.