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Doofus Ignoring ‘Do Not Touch’ Sign Breaks Rare Clock
Never has the phrase "Look, don't touch" been so appropriate.
Menacing Twin Tornadoes Will Scare the Socks Right Off Ya
One tornado is one tornado too many. Two? Certainly no one should ever have to cope with that.
Glass Partition Stops Crazed Lion From Attacking Boy
Since when has going to the zoo turned into a life-threatening adventure?
Girl’s Wild ‘Letterman’ Spit-and-Suck Gum Trick Boggles the Mind
David Letterman's "Stupid Human Tricks" is back with a chewy vengeance.
Crafty (And Cheeky) Chipmunk Busted Stealing Bird Food
You think chipmunks can store nuts in their cheeks? Well, get a load of what else can fit in there.
Excited Woman Loves Loves Loves Her Chewbacca Mask
There are people on this Earth who weren't this fired up for "The Force Awakens."
Caring State Trooper Shares Meal With Homeless Woman on Side of Road
A state trooper in Massachusetts is warming hearts with a simple, but powerful, gesture.
Whoops — Dad Accidentally Livestreams Son’s Birth on Facebook
Forget sharing pictures of your newborn on Facebook -- this guy shared the childbirth.
Kitchen Rats Scurry Everywhere When Light Is Turned On
This is probably not a restaurant you'd want to frequent.
Whimpering Thirsty Baby Rhinos Long for More Milk
It doesn't matter if they're humans, dogs or even rhinos -- babies are adorable.
Buffoon Mall Robbers Can’t Do One Single Thing Right
IKEA, ABBA and meatballs aren't the only thing Sweden is known for. Now, the country has the distinction of being home to the world's most bumbling robbers.
Domino’s Goes Above and Beyond to Save Loyal Customer’s Life
Sometimes, Domino's can save customers money and sometimes Domino's can save customers' lives.