For the past few years, Greg Benson has posted these prank videos, where he goes to a store with a list of ridiculous items that don't even exist and tries to get employees to help find them anyway. (He doesn't actually shoot the video on Black Friday...that would just be cruel.)

This year, he asked the internet to suggest strange items. His wife compiled the best ones, so that he wouldn't see them 'til he got to the store (so he could play the typical "I have no idea what she's talking about" guy).

Portuguese fish socks and Baby's First Cheese Grater are a couple of the most...creative...

(Warning: There is a bit of mild, uncensored profanity...)