This couple didn't exactly ride off into the sunset together.

A bride in China fell off a scooter being driven by her new husband after he rode over a speed bump. Dirtying her fabulous wedding dress -- it's safe to say we know what their first argument as a married couple will be about.

The second fight? The hubby just kept going. You'd have to think he was a little more gallant while courting her.

Of course, we can't help but wonder why they didn't spring for a limo with the traditional "Just Married" sign, tinsel and empty cans hanging off the bumper. If money was a problem, they could've at least tried for one of those Fred Flintstone cars, right? At least something that would keep them covered and has a wee bit of siding to it. Riding off on a scooter is just not cool. Period.