CAUTION -- Though censored, NSFW audio in the video.....just so ya know.

You obviously have to have a pretty solid sense of parental humor if you're going to listen.

Breaking Bad's Bryan Cranston has lent his voice to the audio version of a tongue-in-cheek parent-friendly book called "You Have to ****ing Eat"...a follow-up to the best-selling "Go the **** To Sleep".

You can download it for free until December 12th. (Audio in the video below is CENSORED but the audio in the above link is NOT, FYI)