Contact Us

Buffalo, N.Y. — Unfashionably Fashionable, and Proud of It!

Back in April 2012, Buffalo was voted as the least fashionable city by — who knew!?'s most and least fashionable cities

According to

Buffalo, NY ranked as the least fashionable city in America with an index of 0.10. This makes Buffalo ten times less fashionable than the average big city in America, and 32 times less fashionable than its downstate neighbor, New York, NY. Perhaps Buffalo’s lack of fashion can be chalked up to its abundance of snow days.

Pffft! Personally, I think people just don’t understand our unique way of dressing and, thus, wouldn’t know that we Buffalonians express ourselves! We’re just too clever for those fashion elitists. They should know that, here in Buffalo, hot fashion statements include:

  • A Bills or Sabres jersey worn on casual Friday — or a Bruins jersey with “I HATE LUCIC” on the back nameplate. Buffalo pride!
  • Zubaz. Those things never went out of style in Buffalo! My brother just threw his out two years ago under penalty of death. His response for why he wore them? “They were comfortable and didn’t have holes in them!”
  • Flip flops in a snowstorm. They aren’t just for summer! Ever seen someone wearing them in a snow storm? Because I have. If the sidewalks are clear, the flip flops are near!
  • Wool knit hats paired with shorts. Did you think Californian skaters started that trend? Naw — Buffalonians trademarked the winter hat/shorts look. And while we’re on the subject…
  • Shorts in the winter. My guests who come to visit me in our fair city often give this one the “What the…?” look. I reply that the shorts-wearing person is also in a sweatshirt, so maybe their legs don’t get cold.
  • T-shirts that have quirky sayings on them. Examples include Polish phrases like, “You bet your dupa I’m Polish” or “You bet your pierogis I’m Polish,” or a Buffalo t-shirt with the Polish falcon it. Jestem z Buffalo!

So I raise my glass of Loganberry (while wearing my Zubaz) to the city of Buffalo and its many uniquely (un)fashionable Buffalonians!

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for VIP Club quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive VIP Club contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.