From the pages of "Greatest Resume Creation Ever" comes Nicholas Ryan Begley....who used a candy bar label to sell himself to the employment world.  And it worked.

From "Serving Size -- 1 Career" to the calorie count listing his education, this guy thought of everything. / reddit

It worked...first for an internship with the Orlando Magic, and then again in '09 with LeagueApps. He's now working for a Toronto-based e-commerce company, but he got that job the old fashioned way -- by a friend's referral.

So I guess his other job is available. Oompa Loompas need not apply.

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Be sure to check out the WNY Diversity Job Fair on March 19!