Looks like Superman isn't the only one who has it in for Batman.

This adorable little two-year-old boy was busted by his mother for drawing with lipstick on a mirror. So, how did he try to squirm his way out of it? He employed a technique tried and true used by kids for generations -- he blamed someone else. Unlike kids of all generations, though, he decided to blame a most unlikely person: Batman.

Yes, he figured why not pass the buck to a man who's known for helping others. Because there's nothing that superheroes like more than to mess around with women's makeup. Kid, we give you credit for trying to worm your way out of trouble, but if you're gonna lie and say someone else is responsible for putting makeup on a mirror, at least make it someone believable.

Like, say, the Joker.