Fat fingers.

Not only do they impede my OCD of having to wear the same rings every day, but they also make texting on a touch-screen pretty challenging.  Are you having the same pudgy-digit issue as I am after this weekend?

Obviously copious amounts of salt in the gravy, turkey, stuffing, more gravy, sweet potato casserole, and a little more gravy isn't helping the issue.  But also (we're all grown ups here, right?) a little more alcohol than usual leads to the occasional bloat.  I was thrilled to be able to button my pants this morning.

I'm also seriously considering investing in elastic.  This is why God made sweatpants. ;)