An Appreciation of David Beckham In His Underwear – The Daily Swoon
David Beckham is never not sexy, so today let us honor this insanely beautiful soccer player and the many ways in which he looks hot in his underwear. That’s right — Beckham is so hot that we’re featuring him for a second time.
Who can’t appreciate a hot guy in underwear? Well, sure, it depends on the actual underwear, but I’d argue that David Beckam would look hot even if he was wearing seasonal holiday-themed boxers from Target with like, four-leaf clovers or Bart Simpson cupids on them or whatever. Someone should actually test this theory because I think I know it in my heart to be true.
Beckham, as you well know, is married to Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, aka your secret favorite Spice Girl (yeah, you tell everyone it’s Baby or Ginger, but). The pair have beautiful children together and are pretty much unofficial British royalty, but without all the inbreeding.
But let’s get back to the skivvies. Beckham is the spokesmodel for Armani underwear — meaning he gets to take off most of his clothes in these sexy ads, which are clearly made more for women than men because how many men buy classy underwear? Few.
Let’s be real. It’s mostly girlfriends and wives and fashionable gay men who buy classy underwear, so these ads are super smart.