These People and Diving Boards Do Not Mix
These people see the diving board. They approach the diving board. They even successfully get onto the diving board. And then they do everything wrong after that.
If you live in a northern state, then lately you may have noticed that it has been REALLY REALLY REALLY COLD OUTSIDE. So we thought we'd do a little sense-memory exercise, through the life-affirming heat of summer. Ah the sun! The pool! The diving board! The—D'OH!