Don't want go back to work tomorrow morning? Hey, I'm here to help! If you want to play "hooky" from work, you need the right excuse. A survey of employees from has provided some for you to use:
I was sprayed by a skunk.

I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

I was spit on by a venomous snake.

I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.

Let me know if the boss believed any of them!