Truth is indeed way wilder than fiction. Back in 2008 she was referred to as the “pampered princess from Williamsville” who according to Buffalo’s most respected newspaper, the Buffalo News, stated ” I do feel sorry for people that are not gorgeous people”. Her name is Alicia Guastaferro and those words were spoken on the ABC reality show “Wife Swap”. “I have anything I want. Its a great life. I love it”, she also said. She was a frequent child beauty pagent competitor complete with trophies and tiara.

Lets move five years forward shall we? Her dad is in the slammer for money laundering and mommy dearest was convicted of evading taxes. And as of Monday, sweet Alicia was charged with prostitution after she was found slumped over in an automobile alongside her “customer”, a Rochester lawyer, slumped over the wheel. She is scheduled to appear in Pembroke Town Court next week.

I don’t know about you but I like my dull and boring life, thank you very much.