If I were writing this in, say, mid-January, I'd say "...stockings?" (C'mon ladies, you know you give the Gillette a little break in the colder months, yeah?)

However, this has gone so awry, I don't even know where to begin, so I'll just lay it on ya.  There's an "anti-pervert" pair of stockings that make it look like you've not shaven in...forever. It's supposedly a deterrent to those unsavory folk who insist on hitting on you.

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Something tells me if there's a Creepy McCreeperton annoying you, it's not going to matter much HOW hairy your legs are...but hey, now there's...an option?

(What about wearing pants? Just kinda throwin' it out there...)