Ahhh, young love.

Or at least, the young PERCEPTION of love.


  1. First you stare at the person.
  2. You get close to each other.
  3. You ask for a date.
  4. You go in bed and do sex.
  5. When you kiss, you suck and lick.
  6. Get naked in bed and do more sex.
  7. Go dance, and put your noses together.
  8. You go in bed forever, then kiss forever.
  9. Take a shower together and kiss.
  10. Give each other rings.
  11. Go to the pool together.

Don't believe me?

Happy Valentine's Day...