Joe’s Five Fortune Cookie Favorites

For some odd reason Cheryl and I have been on a Chinese food kick, and what do you get with Chinese food? No NOT indigestion...fortune cookies!

On Buffalo's Morning Show we were rifling through fortune cookies faster than you can say...ummm Cracker Jack.

Here are some of my favorite...fortunes or sayings:

- Help, I'm prisoner in a Chinese bakery!!!

- In order to get the rainbow, you must endure the rain.

- Life is a dance floor,you are the DJ!

- You are about to become $8.95 poorer. ($6.95 if you had the buffet)

- Love is free. Lust will cost you everything you have.

What are your fortune cookie favorites?