Katy Perry isn't looking so good these days, as she and allegedly reformed manwhore John Mayer have moved from the "honeymoon" stage straight into the frumpy, "who cares what we look like now that we have someone to bang on the regular" stage.

Shut up, that is too a relationship stage.

The couple donned their best “I need to run to the store for some milk” outfits for their date night at Matsuhisa in Beverly Hills on Dec. 27, after which Katy exited with a super classy toothpick in her mouth.

Odd for the typically polished Perry, but not so much for John Mayer because he's John Mayer so nobody really expects much from him. Other than to slow his damned roll and wait for his girlfriend before charging out ahead of her like the clod he is.

Anyway, couple reportedly had a nice dinner, stopping only to chat with passersby who congratulated them on their 50th anniversary.

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