I cannot confirm nor deny, but I can tell you I'm 99.9% sure this will be your featured performer for the big game in 2018.

If you're as big of a Golden Girls fan as I am, you can't help but think of Count Bessie, the showbiz chicken.

"A showbiz chicken. What does she do, play the piano?"

Please don't tell either one of these birds that we spend about $16 BILLION on chicken wings this weekend alone.