Lindsays Posh Jail
Lindsay Lohan is on her way to jail, in her home. Lindsay was fitted with an electronic bracelet at 5:04 this morning and she was then escorted to her home in Venice. She will spend 35 days in strict confinement. The sentence was handed down after she pleaded no-contest to a parole-breaking necklace theft.
Sitting in the comfort of her home instead of a cold, nasty bug infested cell with no privacy should be a breeze. I don’t know how she feels about working in the county morgue as part of her 480 hour community service. I guess she can’t do much harm there. She is also expected to work at an LA shelter for women . I hope this does not endanger others as the paparazzi is sure to follow her every move.