Ya know, when I'm really thirsty, I immediately think, "I wish I had a melodic and interactive drink right now." It's just my go-to thought.

And when I'm walking around a drug store like Walgreens, I think it even more.

Anyone sense the sarcasm here?

Mariah Carey has a strange sense of commercialism, but hey, 'merica.

She's introduced a new non-alcoholic beverage called "Butterfly" that's meant to be enjoyed from a champagne flute (????) and is touted as "melodic and interactive".

Not sure where the melody comes from, but the interactive part comes from you buying the drink, downloading an app, scanning the bar code and getting linked up to some "exclusive" content.

Like all high-end beverages, it'll be available at Walgreens.