We'll never see Meghan Trainor on stage in a bathing suit or a leotard. Why? Because the "All About That Bass" singer is deathly afraid of accidentally exposing too much of her nether regions to the world.

"I have a lifelong fear of camel toe," the pop star recently revealed to the London Evening Standard. "I told my record label right away that I would never wear a bathing suit on stage. Jessie J and Ariana Grande can do it -- they’ve got those tiny-ass legs -- but if I did, people would just be thinking, 'Vagina, vagina, vagina.'"

Despite her onstage reservations, Meghan revealed that she would totally be down for posing nude -- if she did so in a classy way.

"I feel comfortable in my own skin and wouldn't say no to doing a nude photo shoot," she said. "Not the Kim Kardashian here's-my-nipples thing, though. More Marilyn Monroe: sexy but subtle."

But the singer didn't just talk about body parts in the interview. In fact, she also revealed that she once went to a drag show with Sam Smith. Um, where was our invitation?

"After the American Music Awards I ended up at a drag show with Sam Smith," she said. "I tracked him down to this club in West Hollywood. We clicked immediately and he said, 'You're so normal. Stay like this.'"

Considering the "Lips Are Movin'" belter has yet to hit the big payday, we think she'll hold on to that sense of normalcy -- at least for a little while.

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