Miley Cyrus Is Having Three Weddings!
Because one wedding just isn’t enough. We’ve heard of brides having multiple dresses for their big days, but multiple ceremonies? WTF? Bride-to-be Miley Cyrus plans on having not one, not two, but THREE weddings. We feel bad for her fiancé Liam Hemsworth. All that vow swapping (and dressing up) has got to be exhausting. But whatever Miley wants, Miley gets.
Cyrus’ father, country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, seemed to confirm the rumor when joking about wanting to be in films with Hemsworth and his brothers. “Now, they [Miley and Liam] are going to have three weddings, so I’m thinking one movie with Chris, then we got the sequel to Liam’s new movie [Hunger Games: Catching Fire] coming out. They have got three weddings, that has to be three movies for me,” Miley’s daddy told Us Weekly.
Three weddings? Really, Miley? That’s a bit excessive and fatiguing on your family and your guests, girl! Maybe you ought to rethink this plan.
While her father could not confirm dates for the ceremonies, he is looking forward to walking his baby girl down the aisle… in triplicate.
“I actually sent her a note just last night that I do look forward to that moment whenever that time is,” he said.
The reason he was moved to action was the widely televised speech by Indianapolis Colts coach Chuck Pagano. The coach is battling leukemia and delivered an emotional pep talk to his team, which stirred emotions across the nation.
“During the halftime, he told his team he wanted another Super Bowl trophy and he had two daughters he wanted to walk down the aisle,” Papa Cyrus said. “When I saw that last night, this guy that’s battling leukemia, and the fact that he is talking to his team saying, ‘I want to hoist that trophy and walk my daughters down the aisle.’ I immediately texted Miley and said, ‘I just want you to know, whenever you’re ready, I’m going to be very proud to walk you down that aisle.’ She was like, ‘Daddy!’ with two smiley faces! That coach and that moment touched me.”
We can only hope that Miley’s punk rock pixie cut will grow back in time for the weddings. Longer hair would better compliment a frilly fancy wedding dress. Oops, we mean at least three frilly, fancy wedding dresses.
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