You heard it here first!

Ohio officials drafted a mock lawsuit against a rodent, Punxsutawney Phil, saying he "did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early."

Here's the suit:

And I know it's a different animal, but vermin is vermin...and I'd be remiss if I didn't take this opportunity to share a clip from one of the best movies of all time, "Caddyshack".