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Most Bizzare Celebrity Baby Names

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In wake of Kim Kardashian being pregnant I asked Laura what do you think her and Kayne will name their baby. Celebrities seem to have these whacko names for their kids. I was thinking about how Beyonce’s poor baby has to call herself Blue Ivy for the rest of her life. Why on earth wouldn’t a simple John, Christina or Mary work?


What on earth are these people thinking. I mean, they’re probably wanting to be original but Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple? Like would it be okay if I named my kid Lasagna?

Here’s a list of some of the most crazy celebrity baby names I could find….

Sunday Rose: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban

Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson (This has got to be a sick joke)

Alabama Gypsy Rose:  Shooter Jennings

Rocco: Madonna and Guy Richie

Dandelion: Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg

Denim Cole: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby

Zuma: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale

Hopper: Sean Penn  (really?)

Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow (And they have a kid named Moses)

Indiana: Casey Affleck

Aanisah: Macy Gray

Ireland: Alec Baldwin (remember the incident with his wife?)

Jaz Elle: Andre Agassi

Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Journey: Jenna Jameson

Kal-el: Nicholas

Lennon: Liam Gallagher

Maddox: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (Although, I kind of like this one)

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham

Memphis Eve: Bono

Prince Michael II/Blanket: Michael Jackson

Rocket: Robert Rodriguez

Bronx Mowgli: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz

 Coco Riley: Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette

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