New Christmas Trend Is … Beard Ornaments (???)

No.

Just.  NO.

Hipsters continue to ruin everything. (Kidding, I love you, you quirky, unshaven, funny-smelling, coffee-drinking nuts!)

There's a company selling ornaments specifically for beards.  But apparently demand has been so high (guessing demand isn't the ONLY thing that was high...), they've sold out.

You can still join though (if you must).  Just buy miniature ornaments from a craft store, hook em in, and be the hit at your next party.

Or not.