Tuesday night, the Western New York winds were WHIPPIN'!  (I'm watching someone's dog, and I learned the hard way that this particular dog barks...at the wind.  And what happens when one dog barks?  All the dogs bark. DJ The Wonder Dog joined in. Tuesday was awesome. I digress.)

Well the dogs weren't the only ones bothered by the loud wind.

At least one person in Niagara Falls couldn't sleep because of it...and they did the only reasonable thing:  they called the police.

Yes.  They called the cops...on the wind.

It's not yet known if the cops were able to apprehend the violating wind, but here's the dispatcher alerting (sarcastically) all calls on patrol....