You've probably heard of people who don't give out candy to trick-or-treaters on Halloween. They give out things kids just don't want (read: not candy), like toothbrushes [usually from a dentist], Bible verses [usually from the neighborhood minister], or fresh fruit [usually from the First Lady]. It's that last one that has President Obama worried.

The President was appearing on last night's Tonight Show With Jay Leno, when the topic of Halloween came up:


Now, I'd have thought the Secret Service could handle a few disgruntled children dressed as Thor or Charlie Sheen. Oh well. Live and learn...

Has your house ever been egged [or its drier and easier-to-clean cousin, being TP'd?(That one is usually reseerved for those who give out inferior candy, like those chalky fruit-flavored mini-discs. I don't encourage it, but in cases like that, I understand it...)]? What were you handing out that year? And have you ever handed that out since? 'Fess up, either here or on our Facebook page.

[BTW, fans of Jay Leno can catch highlights from his Tonight Show monologue every morning with Joe and Cheryl, about 7:40]