Ke$ha's song "Tik Tok" has the line "...before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack...."  As a whiskey fan, that line tickles me.

As a fan of teeth, it's probably not a good idea.

I also don't condone having whiskey for breakfast...but if you can't have the real deal, and you'd like to trick your morning taste buds into believing they're gettin' high octane, there's a new product for you!

JackDanielsCoffee.com

Jack Daniel's just announced a whiskey-flavored coffee.

It is NON-ALCOHOLIC.  It's just FLAVORED like whiskey.

It's a bit pricey.... $7 for a gift bag (1.5 ounce) or $22 for a tin (8.8 ounces).

Pro:  you can have an Irish-coffee-tasting beverage and still operate a vehicle.
Con: it's not the real deal

Pro:  for someone with an alcohol allergy or that doesn't drink, they can still get the taste
Con: it may cause confusion if ever pulled over with whiskey SMELL on your breath

Pro: it also comes in decaf!
Con: it might not taste quite like you want it to....

Would you get down with this?