Here is a popular Christmas decoration. Did you know it's made with something called "franklin"?

You mean you've never heard of 'A WREATH OF FRANKLIN'? Gotcha!

"The Queen of Soul", Aretha Franklin (Facebook)

So, know any good (as opposed to mine) Christmas jokes or holiday humor? Clean stuff of course. Feel free to share! Meantime, feel free to use my joke. Perhaps you'll get groans bigger than the one you had!