Earlier this week in Kalamazoo, Michigan, a gentleman hit a deer with his car...and put it in his trunk so he could take it home and eat it.  (I'm not here to judge...I guess people do this....but I don't even like the five-second rule when you drop food on the FLOOR, let alone on a highway. I digress.)

At any rate, cops were checking on this guy as he was parked outside a motel, and he told them about his trunk meat.  They went to go check on said deer, and dashboard footage picked up the shocker of a lifetime!