There are a lot of urban legends in Upstate NY, but residents in the Catskills stand by claims made decades ago of the terror caused by the "Kinderhook Creature"
Even "pizza boat day" would be ruined by this.
This would NOT do a body good.
As of posting time, over 1.3 MILLION views of this delicious monstrosity have racked up in 2 days.
This was at Catskill High School, about 40 minutes outside of Albany...