Gordon and I don't get out much.

We're also broke, so haven't quite figured out how to fulfill a few bucket-list items without unlimited income.

But thanks to the most recent photo trend of "fake-cation" photos, we can bring you along on our wild-moose-chasing, aircraft-carrier-directing, sewage-treatment-plant-visiting adventure!

Want to create your own fakecation? You don't need fancy photo editing software...just need a TV and a selfie!