The New Definition of “Middle Aged”
I’m only 38…but according to a new survey, I’ve got one foot in the grave.
We used to consider those in their 40s “middle aged”, but not anymore. We’re living longer, acting younger and surprising the heck outta our kids.
Now surveys say we’re middle aged when we hit an average of 53.
Gordon (who’s 50) and I reviewed the top 10 signs you’ve hit middle age. I hit eight out of 10…he hit seven out of 10. (I won’t disclose which ones we check-marked…if you heard it this morning, you already know…)
What’s going on with the world!??!?! See where you measure up…
- You lose touch with technology
- You find you have no idea what “young people” are talking about
- You constantly have new aches and pains
- You need an afternoon nap
- You groan when you bend down
- You can’t name any modern bands
- You’re always talking about your joints
- You hate noisy bars and restaurants
- You start getting ear hair, bushy eyebrows, nose hair and/or female facial hair
- You think all cops, teachers and doctors look young.