College is back in session, and that means lots of midnight shopping runs to Wal-Mart. If you have ever been to a Wal-Mart on a Saturday night around 2 a.m., you know the people-watching can be amazing, if for no other reason than the awesomely bad fashion choices some people decide to shop in.

If you haven't, I give you "The People of Wal-Mart Song", Parts 1-3.