Things Men Will Never Understand About Women
I read an interesting list from Cosmo Magazine over the weekend and thought I would share it with you. It’s a list of things men will never understand about women. I think I have experienced every one at some point in my life!
She thinks it’s fair that he sleeps alone because he didn’t notice she’d gotten a haircut.
She orders a huge salad with low-fat dressing, then eats steak and French fries from his plate.
Why she cares whether or not laundry is folded.
Why she wants to know everything about his ex-girlfriends but not wanting to meet them.
Going from crazy-screaming mad to weepy to icy calm in the space of 60 seconds.
She can watch one channel and just stay there, even through the commercials.
The concept of nighttime outfits and daytime outfits.
The fact that she can’t wash her face and body with the same kind of soap.
If she’s having a fight on the phone and hangs up on him, he’s the jerk if he doesn’t call right back.
She feels fat when she’s gained 2 pounds.
It isn’t enough just to ask what she wants for her birthday.
Doing a full makeup job when she’s only going out for a loaf of bread.