I fully realize times have changed. But Valentine's Day cards have REALLY evolved.

Here are just THREE examples of what I'm talkin' about...

Love = bludgeoning?

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Yikes...

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Just what I wanted from my valentine...terrifying fishhead dreams...

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Need more? Yeah...you need more. (FYI, there is some questionable language/images here...so click at your discretion...)