One of the secrets of Ellen DeGeneris' success is her ability to know what America's women are interested in - even when a lot of them don't want to admit they're interested.

A guilty pleasure for many women is TV's The Bachelor, where they can watch other women demean themselves in hopes of being the "choice" of a single man, made attractive by money, or his appearance. One of the highlights of the yearly shallow-fest is The Women Tell All, an episode where the women not selected shred the one who was, or anyone else they didn't like. With the help of a little TV magic, Ellen joined the show, channeling this year's supervillain, Courtney Robertson. Of course, she was also very much Ellen: