Why must they torture us so?

Those of us "on a diet" (what day is it?) crumble under the tiniest amount of pressure.

Instead of just going nuts and devouring them for our own guilty pleasure, we made a quick video to test Keith's palate, Gitmo-style.

So pick your poison (or your pint).  The new flavors are (from PerrysIceCream.com) :

Premium Family Size, 1.50 Quarts

Pineapple Paradise, pineapple coconut ice cream with caramel coconut swirls and pineapple pieces.
Now Trending: tropical flavors

Key Lime Pie, key lime ice cream with graham cracker swirls
Now Trending:  summertime

Maple Walnut, a returning consumer favorite back by popular request, maple ice cream with walnut pieces.
Always Trending: consumer demand

 

Premium Pints

Chocolate Stout, chocolate stout ice cream with chocolate stout swirls and fudge flakes.
Now Trending: mixology, craft flavors, and craft beer pairings

Deep Sea Treasure, 2015’s top selling flavor at ice cream stands. Caramel ice cream with salty caramel swirls and caramel sea salt truffles.
Now Trending: salty-sweet

Lemon Chillo, lemon ice cream with lemon cookie swirls.
Now Trending: citrus and global flavors