I've always dreamed of walking the infamous "red carpet".  So far, the closest I've gotten is the maroon-ish corridor at the Pittsburgh airport. Not nearly as classy.  And for some reason, no one wanted to snap pics of me in sweats, $500 sunglasses and Uggs.  (PS, I do not own any of those three things)

If you've ever wanted to know how long and tedious that red carpet is, peep this video.  I never realized how many over-sized table lamps it took to be sure our precious cargo of celebrities stay toasty in that dastardly cold LA December weather. (wink. nudge.)

http://telly.com/0JO5YO

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