When I was a kid, I had EVERYTHING Strawberry Shortcake -- sheets, bed spread, wallpaper, waste basket, lunch box...EVERYTHING.

But now, come to find out, my childhood idol was actually too chubby.

At least, according to some pretty obvious makeovers for most of our childhood favorites. Even Rainbow Brite had a few pounds shaved off and a few inches added to her height. Yuk. I don't like this.

Meantime, this hilarious video shows how just about everything from your childhood is not only thinner, but now a movie.

(Some NSFW language at the end...so keep those workspeakers down!)