Here are ten things guys want to say to women but don't from Glamour:

  1. Too much makeup!
  2. Please, please order more than just a salad.
  3. They all look like cubic zirconia to me.
  4. I heard a noise. Can you go check it out?
  5. Could you possibly do that thing my ex-girlfriend used to do?
  6. I think your mom is kinda sexy.
  7. Frankly, I'm scared of your dad.
  8. Shoot, honey, don't ask me! I can't figure out the damn iPod either.
  9. Nice rack!
  10. Shhhh! You're gonna wake my roommate.